David Sedaris – It’s odd the things that…

It’s odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it…


“It’s odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. You’ll have a nice time, then two years later you’ll be like, ‘There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg?'”
-David Sedaris

David Sedaris – After a few months in…

After a few months in my parents’ basement, I took an apartment near the state…


“After a few months in my parents’ basement, I took an apartment near the state university, where I discovered both crystal methamphetamine and conceptual art. Either one of these things are dangerous, but in combination they have the potential to destroy entire civilizations.”
-David Sedaris