Adam Carolla – When you have kids, you…

When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them…


“When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much.”
-Adam Carolla

Adam Carolla – The reason why you know…

The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are…


“The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I’m just gonna tell her, ‘Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you, they can’t really fire you, and you don’t have to produce that much. It’ll be awesome.'”
-Adam Carolla

Adam Carolla – A lot of guys and…

A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes…


“A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money – do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.”
-Adam Carolla