Alexei Sayle – I have a lot of…

I have a lot of nice Italian winter clothes that make me look like a…


“I have a lot of nice Italian winter clothes that make me look like a sophisticated Lebanese professor, so my friend Robert and I go around pretending to be experts in Arabic politics. It doesn’t work in the summer though. I don’t have the right clothes.”
-Alexei Sayle

Alexei Sayle – If you travel to the…

If you travel to the States… they have a lot of different words than like…


“If you travel to the States… they have a lot of different words than like what we use. For instance: they say ‘elevator’, we say ‘lift’ they say ‘drapes’, we say ‘curtains’ they say ‘president’, we say ‘seriously deranged git.'”
-Alexei Sayle