John Cusack – I remember once acting really…

I remember once acting really cool on a bus with this girl named Stephanie. When…


“I remember once acting really cool on a bus with this girl named Stephanie. When I got home, I realized that I had a really big zit on my forehead. If you have acne problems, you really shouldn’t be acting like Don Juan.”
-John Cusack

John Cusack – It’s like those high-school…

It’s like those high-school yearbook photos that everyone would rather not see: Oh my…


“It’s like those high-school yearbook photos that everyone would rather not see: Oh my God, look at that mullet hair. I have those photos too, but for me, they’re, like, entire movies. And they show them on cable.”
-John Cusack

John Cusack – I was never into the…

I was never into the popular school or clique or anything. Then I started doing…


“I was never into the popular school or clique or anything. Then I started doing movies when I was in high school, so then I got popular. Then the girls paid attention to you who didn’t before.”
-John Cusack

John Cusack – It’s something we, guys, have…

It’s something we, guys, have all done. Made tapes for girls, trying to impress them…


“It’s something we, guys, have all done. Made tapes for girls, trying to impress them, to meet them on a shared plane of aesthetics. Read them someone else’s poetry because they do poetry better than you could do it, because you’re too awkward to do it.”
-John Cusack