Category: Kin Hubbard

“Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.”
-Kin Hubbard

“The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.”
-Kin Hubbard

“No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.”
-Kin Hubbard

“It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.”
-Kin Hubbard

“No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.”
-Kin Hubbard

“We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.”
-Kin Hubbard

“After a fellow gets famous it doesn’t take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school.”
-Kin Hubbard

“Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.”
-Kin Hubbard

“Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it.”
-Kin Hubbard

“As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony: on a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.”
-Kin Hubbard