Elayne Boosler – I am thankful the most…

I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It’s not the key…


“I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It’s not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. It’s the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is ‘Delete.'”
-Elayne Boosler

Elayne Boosler – I’ve thought for the last…

I’ve thought for the last decade or so, the only actual place raw truth was…


“I’ve thought for the last decade or so, the only actual place raw truth was seeping through in newspapers was on the Comics Pages. They were able to pull off intelligent social comment, pure truths not found elsewhere in the news pages, and had the ability to make it all funny, entertaining, and pertinent.”
-Elayne Boosler

Elayne Boosler – I am thankful I was…

I am thankful I was born in America, although if I gain any more weight…


“I am thankful I was born in America, although if I gain any more weight the burqa thing may start to seem like a good idea to me. See? Another plus about America, you can always find some food.”
-Elayne Boosler