Charlie Sheen – We’re going to shoot one…

We’re going to shoot one Polaroid per show. I’m going to sign this before it…


“We’re going to shoot one Polaroid per show. I’m going to sign this before it even develops because I know that once it develops with my signature on it, it’s worth a fortune. I’ll make this a work of magic warlock art.”
-Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen – It’s not an act. I…

It’s not an act. I love it. It’s totally original. People go, ‘What’s going on…


“It’s not an act. I love it. It’s totally original. People go, ‘What’s going on with this guy? Why does he sound so weird? What is going on in his brain. I don’t know. Just one day I suddenly woke up with a new brain.”
-Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen – I’m 0 for 3 with…

I’m 0 for 3 with marriage – the scoreboard doesn’t lie, never has. So what we…


“I’m 0 for 3 with marriage – the scoreboard doesn’t lie, never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the heart. To sully or contaminate or radically disrespect this union with a shameful contract is something that I will leave to the amateurs and the Bible grippers.”
-Charlie Sheen