Groucho Marx – The first thing which I…

The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These…


“The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution – this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.”
-Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx – Well, Art is Art, isn’t…

Well, Art is Art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And…


“Well, Art is Art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.”
-Groucho Marx